Beiträge von DarkLord

    Hi!


    Ich weiß zwar nicht, ob der hier schonmal gepostet wurde, aber hier ist mein absoluter Lieblingswitz:


    Three guys are drinking in a bar when a man comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, 'Your mom's the best sex in town!'


    Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the man wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.


    Ten minutes later, the man comes back, points at the same guy, and says, 'I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!'


    Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the man goes back to the far end of the bar.


    Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, 'Your mom liked it!'


    Finally the guy interrupts. 'Go home, Dad, you're drunk!'