Homer spricht über dich

  • Die Amerikaner lassen sich auch immer verrücktere Sachen einfallen :D
    Nach diesem Test wisst ihr was Homer zu euch sagen würde ;)



    Mein Ergebnis:



    "Stupid risks make life worth living." You love adventure. You're quite spontaneous, and will do anything for a little thrill. You're certainly not boring. However, sometimes you get a bit carried away, and could wind up doing something incredibly stupid and die. Tone it down a bit.


    Danke Homer, stimmt zum Teil ;)

  • "Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!" Well, you're really really lazy. You manage to get by, but you never put any effort into anything you do. You most likely enjoy watching TV, sleeping, eating, and doing stuff of the sort. Get active. You're a fat, lazy idiot.´



    :)) ...naja ich weiß nicht ob er Recht hat.

    Strawberries cherries and an angel's kiss in spring
    My summer wine is really made from all these things

  • In gewisser Weise stimmt es schon... :)



    "Son, a woman is a lot like a...a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and, um...oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at just one. You wanna drink another woman!" You're the lusty, drunken, party type. Booze, and members of the opposite sex are pretty much all you think about. While your party attitude may land you some fun and all, it could also get you into some trouble. Not to mention the fact that you annoy the hell out of some people with your drunken desires.

  • Hab das gleiche wie Sandro:



    "Stupid risks make life worth living." You love adventure. You're quite spontaneous, and will do anything for a little thrill. You're certainly not boring. However, sometimes you get a bit carried away, and could wind up doing something incredibly stupid and die. Tone it down a bit.

  • "Son, a woman is a lot like a...a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and, um...oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one. But you can't stop at just one. You wanna drink another woman!" You're the lusty, drunken, party type. Booze, and members of the opposite sex are pretty much all you think about. While your party attitude may land you some fun and all, it could also get you into some trouble. Not to mention the fact that you annoy the hell out of some people with your drunken desires


  • "Kids, you've tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." You used to have a goal, a dream. But somewhere along the way, you failed at acheiving this. Now, you don't even try anymore. You've most likely given up on things you once loved. While this attitude can prevent failure from occuring, it doesn't help you acheive your dreams either. Realize that all dreams aren't impossible, and that life is what you make of it.

  • "Let that be a lesson to you sweetie. Never love anyone." You hate people. A lot. You probably once loved someone, but something went wrong. Because of that, you now despise pretty much anyone and everyone. But while there are a ton of worthless assholes in the world, not everyone is one. There are people out there who do care.


    Kommt aber nur ein bisschen hin. Dazu war der Abschlussball Homer mit der Blume abgebildet - Gott, ist das deprimierend... :(


  • Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!" Well, you're really really lazy. You manage to get by, but you never put any effort into anything you do. You most likely enjoy watching TV, sleeping, eating, and doing stuff of the sort. Get active. You're a fat, lazy idiot.



    ein english is zu schlecht um es perfekt zu übersetzten, aber ich weiß, was er meint ;):D

  • Zitat




    "Kids, you've tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try." You used to have a goal, a dream. But somewhere along the way, you failed at acheiving this. Now, you don't even try anymore. You've most likely given up on things you once loved. While this attitude can prevent failure from occuring, it doesn't help you acheive your dreams either. Realize that all dreams aren't impossible, and that life is what you make of it.


    hihii, dass is irgendwie witzig...(typisch amis)

    ¤(¯`*~.Wenn du glaubst es geht nicht mehr, dann kommt von irgendwo ein lichtlein her.·*´¯)¤


    ¤(¯`*~.¸,¤´Trenne nie st den es tut den beiden weh.`¤,¸.·*´¯)¤


    ¤(¯`*~.¸,¤´Wo wachsen eigentlich Purzelbäume ?`¤,¸.·*´¯)¤

  • hehe 8)

    "You're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it!" Okay, so you're not a Homer Simpson quote, but you are said by Grampa Simpson. You're a piece of advice said to Homer on his first day of school. You're just pretty much out there, and a lousy parent at that. But you're old and senile anyway. Go back into your coma."